10 things you should know about NYC- Elf Edition

Buddy had to learn about NYC the hard way… let’s learn from some of his mistakes!

  1. Yellow cabs do not stop…



2. You’re really not going to love your landlord/management company


3. Raccoons, rats, pigeons, squirrels don’t give AF


4. Whenever a restaurant claims they are the best in the world…they are not


5. Don’t be overly friendly to strangers, they’ll think somethings up


6. You’ll be paying more in rent than your parents mortgage


7. And it’ll be tiny….


8. People are very good at ignoring things


9. Your work consumes 99% of your life


10. And even after a homeless man sneezes on you, you still love this city

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